How do you like this joke? I didn’t write it. I received it in an E-mail.?

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a
party & invited all of his buddies & neighbors. One of his buddies
was named Leroy, the stongest man in the neighborhood. He held the party
around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a
good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting
with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, ‘I have a 10 ft man-eating
gator in my pool & I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
nerve to jump in.’ The words were barely out of his mouth when there
was a loud splash & every-one turned around & saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing
the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts
& choke holds, biting the gator on the tail & flipping the gator,
through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was
churning & splashing everywhere. Both Leroy & the gator were
screaming & raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it
float to the top like a dimestore goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed
out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host
says, ‘Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a milliondollars.’ ‘No,
that’s okay, I don’t want it’ said Leroy.

The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give you something. You won the
bet. How about half a million bucks then?’ ‘No thanks.,I don’t want
it,’ answered Leroy. The host said, ‘Come on, I insist on giving you
something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex &
some stock options?’ Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, ‘Well, Leroy, then what do you want?’
Leroy said,’ ‘I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the
pool!’

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