Pool party? (another funny email to share)?

A rich white man in North Carolina decided that he wanted to throw
>a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited
>Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood.
>He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone
>was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ
>and flirting with the women.
>At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator
>in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone
>who has the balls to jump in."
>The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
>everyone turned around an d saw Leroy in the pool!
>Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the
>gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
>throwing punches, doing all kinds of shit like head butts and chokeholds,
>biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like
>some kind of Judo
>The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator
>were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let
>it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
>Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at
>him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a
>million dollars." "No, that’s okay. I don’t want it," said Leroy.
>The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
>How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don’t want it,"
>answered Leroy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
>That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?
>" Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then
>what do you want?"
> > Leroy said,
> > "I want
>the name of the muthafucka who pushed me in the pool

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