Sumbitch !!!?

SUMBITCH

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided to have a Party
& invited all of his buddies & neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only black man in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said,
‘ I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my pool & I’ll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.’

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash &
every-one turned around & saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass!

He was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches, head butts & choke holds, biting the gator on the tail
& flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning & splashing everywhere.

Both Leroy & the gator were screaming & raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a dime
store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says,
‘well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.

‘No, that’s okay. I don’t want it,’ said Leroy.

The rich man said,
‘man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?’
‘No thanks. I don’t want it,’ answered Leroy.

The host said, ‘come on, I insist on giving you something . That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some stock options?’

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, well, Leroy, then what do you want?’
Leroy said . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

‘I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!’

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    1. I think that was the funniest I have seen on here!! Thank you for making my crappy day a little better!!! 🙂

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